Gotta Have It!

Beyonce had a baby
Baldwin punched a bro
Garfield found a lady
Lohan stubbed her toe

Cruise had a split
Levine got AIDS
Sandler took a shit
Beiber got laid

Could I function
Without this info
What could I aspire to?
It's my life though!

J-Lo's booty is fake!
Tebow said a swear?!
Trump owns a lake!
Its just not fair!

Radcliffe is nude
Portman is prego
Richie eats food?
Leggo my eggo

It's my life!
Let me enjoy it!
No you can't
I haven't read it!

Romney's retarded
Arnold is back
Gaga is guarded
Ferrell's on crack

Its written here!
It must be true
Ssshhh I can't hear
The Smith's are through!?

Oh that poor lady
her life must be rough
Why's he so shady?
Always acts tough

Did you hear?
Did you hear?
The world's gonna end!
I heard it here!
They never pretend